Sneaky Snoozer Gifts

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

Sheep Ledger

Finger on the Z Key

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Gone to seed.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Computing in the Cloud

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"This is all very boring..."

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

Counting sheep.

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.

The cats of war

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

Asleep at the computer

The 'Z' face.

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

Last Activist Standing

Meeting with pillows provided