Tech Snoozer Gifts

Asleep at the computer

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Finger on the Z Key

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Sleeping at the computer.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Computing in the Cloud

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"This is all very boring..."

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

I'd like to thank you all for coming. I'll be making a brief statement and then taking only a few questions. I'm sure you're all anxious to know why I've called you here today. Zzzz.

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee

"I've decided that working at home isn't for me. I get way more sleep here at the office."

'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'

Meeting with pillows provided

'Push remote to return to flat position.'

"Your papi always falls asleep when he turns on the TV."