Corporate Snoozer Gifts

Finger on the Z Key

ZZZZZZZ Top

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Sleeping at the computer.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Computing in the Cloud

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

'He's started jogging to work.'

"You're closer. You get it."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"This is all very boring..."

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Sleepy head.

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Asleep at the computer

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

Last Activist Standing

I'd like to thank you all for coming. I'll be making a brief statement and then taking only a few questions. I'm sure you're all anxious to know why I've called you here today. Zzzz.

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee