Meeting Snoozer Gifts

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

'So you can't sleep.'

Meeting with pillows provided

"This is all very boring..."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Finger on the Z Key

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

Computing in the Cloud

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

The sermon was so boring the Preacher put himself to sleep.

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.