Musical Snoozer Gifts

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

Bed Seasons

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Gone to seed.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

Computing in the Cloud

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

The sermon was so boring the Preacher put himself to sleep.

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'With the possible exception of my husband, we all enjoyed your sermon, Reverend.'