Scholarly Snoozer Gifts

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Don't you hate...

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

Computing in the Cloud

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

"This is all very boring..."