Spiritual Snoozer Gifts

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Night-time halo

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

Computing in the Cloud

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

The sermon was so boring the Preacher put himself to sleep.

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

"You're closer. You get it."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'With the possible exception of my husband, we all enjoyed your sermon, Reverend.'