Heartfelt Snoozer Gifts

Girl In Bed

Sheep Ledger

Bed Seasons

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

Computing in the Cloud

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"You're closer. You get it."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

An Excellent Excuse.

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Realistic alarm clock.

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."