Afternoon Snoozer Gifts

"I'm not Spanish, but every afternoon about one-thirty I go upstairs and lie down awhile."

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

Sheep Ledger

Bed Seasons

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

Computing in the Cloud

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"You're closer. You get it."

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

An Excellent Excuse.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."