Sunlight Snoozer Gifts

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

Bed Seasons

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Gone to seed.

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

Computing in the Cloud

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"You're closer. You get it."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

An Excellent Excuse.

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'