Seasonal Snoozer Gifts

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Bed Seasons

Sheep Ledger

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

Computing in the Cloud

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You're closer. You get it."

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

An Excellent Excuse.

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

"It's Monday."

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'