Morning Snoozer Gifts

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'

"It's Monday."

"Wake up Mom! It's the first day of spring break and I'm bored."

'To hell with this early bird business, Robin. Tomorrow let's sleep in and eat at McDonald's.'

Lazy folk singer.

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

'Thought for the day - Go back to bed.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Well, I got up so early...that I rewarded myself with a few extra hours of sleep."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Teenage rooster. Noon already?

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Say, I wonder if anyone wants to sleep in'

First coffee of the day illustration.

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'It's your fault, Doctor Hayden, you warned me not to be late for work again.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'The ideal amount of sleep is 10 minutes more than you've had.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

Bed Seasons

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."