Morning Snoozers Gifts

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"I know you're sleeping in, and I think that's great."

Man falls asleep as he eats his breakfast.

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"You're up... You walk him."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"He's never up before eleven."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

'Good morning, breakfast.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'He's started jogging to work.'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'