Morning Snoozers Mugs

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"I know you're sleeping in, and I think that's great."

Man falls asleep as he eats his breakfast.

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"You're up... You walk him."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"He's never up before eleven."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'Good morning, breakfast.'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'He's started jogging to work.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'