Snow Day Snoozers Mugs

'Yeah. We should help them.'

Sheep Ledger

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"You're closer. You get it."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'He's started jogging to work.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

"It's Monday."

Skier.

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

Counting sheep.