Winter Snooze Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Whistler's father.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

"You were snoring."

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.