Winter Snooze Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"You were snoring."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.