Daytime Tv Snoozer Gifts

TV Countdown: 3-2-1- fall asleep

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

Computing in the Cloud

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

The sermon was so boring the Preacher put himself to sleep.

Good luck with all the revision!!!

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'