Chronic Tv Snoozers Gifts

Remarry and get back to falling asleep in front of the TV every night.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Computing in the Cloud

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'He's started jogging to work.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Flight nap

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

Man falls asleep as he eats his breakfast.

'It's the latest in digit remotes!'

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

Asleep at the computer

"You're up... You walk him."