Chronic Tv Snoozers Gifts

Remarry and get back to falling asleep in front of the TV every night.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

Computing in the Cloud

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

'He's started jogging to work.'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Flight nap

"As it says in Matthew 26-40, 'So, you had not the strength to stay awake with me ONE hour?'"

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

Man falls asleep as he eats his breakfast.

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

'It's the latest in digit remotes!'

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

Asleep at the computer