Sky Snoozers Gifts

Flight nap

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Gone to seed.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Computing in the Cloud

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'He's started jogging to work.'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

Counting sheep.

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

The cats of war

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

Mile high Hayfever.

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Asleep at the computer

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."

Remarry and get back to falling asleep in front of the TV every night.

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee

Man Finally Gets out of Bed.

"I've decided that working at home isn't for me. I get way more sleep here at the office."