Legendary Snoozer Gifts

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

Bed Seasons

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Gone to seed.

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Computing in the Cloud

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

"You're closer. You get it."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

An Excellent Excuse.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Sleepy head.