Legendary Snoozer Gifts

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Gone to seed.

Computing in the Cloud

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"You're closer. You get it."

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

An Excellent Excuse.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

Sleepy head.

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

Asleep at the computer