Heavy Snoozer Gifts

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Gone to seed.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Computing in the Cloud

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

"You're closer. You get it."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"This is all very boring..."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

Sleepy head.

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Asleep at the computer