Office Snoozer Gifts

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"I've decided that working at home isn't for me. I get way more sleep here at the office."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Finger on the Z Key

Don't you hate...

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Sleeping at the computer.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Computing in the Cloud

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'He's started jogging to work.'

"You're closer. You get it."

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

Counting sheep.

"This is all very boring..."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

The cats of war

Sleepy head.

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Asleep at the computer

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."