School Snoozer Gifts

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Finger on the Z Key

Don't you hate...

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Sleeping at the computer.

Gone to seed.

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

Computing in the Cloud

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'He's started jogging to work.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"This is all very boring..."

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Asleep at the computer

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."