Desk Snoozers Gifts

'He's started jogging to work.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Finger on the Z Key

Don't you hate...

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Sleeping at the computer.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Computing in the Cloud

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"You're closer. You get it."

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

"As it says in Matthew 26-40, 'So, you had not the strength to stay awake with me ONE hour?'"

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

Counting sheep.

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

The cats of war

Man falls asleep as he eats his breakfast.

Sleepy head.

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

'Binkley, how many times have I warned you about sleeping on the job?'

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'