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'He's started jogging to work.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Don't you hate...

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Sleeping at the computer.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Computing in the Cloud

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

"You're closer. You get it."

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

Counting sheep.

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

The cats of war

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

Sleepy head.

'Binkley, how many times have I warned you about sleeping on the job?'

Man falls asleep as he eats his breakfast.

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."