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Sleeping at the computer.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Finger on the Z Key

Don't you hate...

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Computing in the Cloud

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'He's started jogging to work.'

"You're closer. You get it."

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

"This is all very boring..."

Sleepy head.

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

Asleep at the computer

I'd like to thank you all for coming. I'll be making a brief statement and then taking only a few questions. I'm sure you're all anxious to know why I've called you here today. Zzzz.