Keyboard Snoozer Pillows

Sleeping at the computer.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Don't you hate...

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Computing in the Cloud

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'He's started jogging to work.'

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

"You're closer. You get it."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

"This is all very boring..."

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Sleepy head.

Asleep at the computer

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'