Serial Snoozer Pillows

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'

"Most men have a Type A or Type B personality. His is Type Z-Z-Z-Z-Z."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Sleeping at the computer.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Computing in the Cloud

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'