Chronic Snoozer Pillows

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Gone to seed.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

Computing in the Cloud

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

An Excellent Excuse.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.