Perpetual Snoozers Pillows

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Gone to seed.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'He's started jogging to work.'

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Flight nap

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

Realistic alarm clock.

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.