Peaceful Snoozer Pillows

The cats of war

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.

Counting sheep.

Bed Seasons

Sheep Ledger

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Computing in the Cloud

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"You're closer. You get it."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.