Springtime Snoozer Pillows

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Bed Seasons

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

Computing in the Cloud

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"You're closer. You get it."

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

An Excellent Excuse.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

"It's Monday."

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.