Springtime Snoozer Pillows

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

Computing in the Cloud

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"You're closer. You get it."

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

An Excellent Excuse.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

"It's Monday."

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'