Midday Snoozer Pillows

The 'Z' face.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Sheep Ledger

Bed Seasons

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Computing in the Cloud

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"You're closer. You get it."

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'