Symphony Snoozer Pillows

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Gone to seed.

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

Computing in the Cloud

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"You're closer. You get it."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

Good luck with all the revision!!!

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

An Excellent Excuse.

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

"This is all very boring..."

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Sleepy head.

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."