Alarm Snoozer Pillows

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Sleeping at the computer.

Gone to seed.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

Computing in the Cloud

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

"It's Monday."

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'