Perpetual Snoozers Mugs

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Gone to seed.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

'He's started jogging to work.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

Flight nap

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Realistic alarm clock.

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'