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"Your papi always falls asleep when he turns on the TV."

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

"Here you are - choose what you want to sleep through tonight."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Sleeping at the computer.

Gone to seed.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Computing in the Cloud

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"You're closer. You get it."

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.