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"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

Sheep Ledger

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

Don't you hate...

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Sleeping at the computer.

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"Since we are all swamped, I've decided to bring in a consultant."

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Computing in the Cloud

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Remember, we must project the illusion that our main responsibility is to our stockholders."

'He's started jogging to work.'

"I think we'd be lucky to have you taking over even if you weren't untainted."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"I apologize that we disturbed the peace, but this is a very volatile meeting."

'We reached mutual agreement... my way!'

"Those in favour, honk!"

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Counting sheep.

"This is all very boring..."

'I try never to agree with the boss ... unless he says something.'

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

"I can honestly say I feel really refreshed after that presentation. I slept all the way through it!"