Boardroom Snoozer Prints

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

Sheep Ledger

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Finger on the Z Key

Pie Charts, Inc.

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

Don't you hate...

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Sleeping at the computer.

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Since we are all swamped, I've decided to bring in a consultant."

Computing in the Cloud

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'He's started jogging to work.'

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"Remember, we must project the illusion that our main responsibility is to our stockholders."

"I think we'd be lucky to have you taking over even if you weren't untainted."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"Those in favour, honk!"

"I apologize that we disturbed the peace, but this is a very volatile meeting."

'We reached mutual agreement... my way!'

An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Counting sheep.

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.

"This is all very boring..."

'I try never to agree with the boss ... unless he says something.'

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.