Sermon Snoozers Gifts

Shopping for someone who can't resist catching some extra Z's during sermons? Our collection of witty and playful items celebrates those who occasionally drift off when the preacher gets long-winded. Surprise them with thoughtful, funny gifts that highlight their little snooze-inspired moments while adding a dash of humor to their day. Great for churchgoers with a sense of humor who appreciate lighthearted fun and unique keepsakes.

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'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.' mockup

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

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"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack." mockup

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

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'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...' mockup

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

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'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.' mockup

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'. mockup

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

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"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day." mockup

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

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'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.' mockup

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

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'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

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"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up." mockup

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

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'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...' mockup

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

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There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button. mockup

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

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'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!' mockup

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

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"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom." mockup

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

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"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying." mockup

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

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'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

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'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.' mockup

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

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"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear." mockup

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

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"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!" mockup

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

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"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in." mockup

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

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"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..." mockup

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

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Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.' mockup

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

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'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.' mockup

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

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'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?' mockup

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

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"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

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