Desk Sleeper Gifts

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

'Binkley, how many times have I warned you about sleeping on the job?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

In case of emergency, break glass.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Inkwell Genie.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Interpretive napping

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

Clock watcher

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

The weightless office.

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."