Office Sleeper Gifts

"I bought this mattress for you so you can sleep in the office when you're working overtime...hey! I was expecting you to be a bit more grateful, mister!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

City Boy.

A man cheers

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Interpretive napping

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

Programmer Dreams

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

Sleeping at the computer.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'Do you think I'd let a run-of-the-mill guy like you,run the mill?'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

-I'm prepared to pay you more if you work hard. -I knew there'd be a catch.

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.