Office Nap Strategist Gifts

Sleeping at the computer.

Feline Evolution.

Interpretive napping

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

Napquest

Bear on Airplane

"I bought this mattress for you so you can sleep in the office when you're working overtime...hey! I was expecting you to be a bit more grateful, mister!"

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

"I can honestly say I feel really refreshed after that presentation. I slept all the way through it!"

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

'I'll be in a meeting all morning. Please see to it that no-one wakes me.'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

"The computer is allowed to go into 'sleep mode', you're not!"

New Selections from the Out Like a Light Book Club

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

Asleep at the computer

I keep falling and I dream about food. You have a big "nappetite."