Office Nap Strategist Mugs

Sleeping at the computer.

Interpretive napping

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

'He stated jogging to work.'

Napquest

Bear on Airplane

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

"I bought this mattress for you so you can sleep in the office when you're working overtime...hey! I was expecting you to be a bit more grateful, mister!"

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

"I can honestly say I feel really refreshed after that presentation. I slept all the way through it!"

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"Here's the plan. I use white noise to cover your snoring and you use earplugs to cover the white noise."

'I'll be in a meeting all morning. Please see to it that no-one wakes me.'

"The computer is allowed to go into 'sleep mode', you're not!"

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

Off-line Between 2 - 3 pm.

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"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

Asleep at the computer

"I should just sleep on the toilet and save myself the trips."