Nap Time Strategist Gifts

New Selections from the Out Like a Light Book Club

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'At lone at last.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Interpretive napping

Pull and all nighter...

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Sleeping at the computer.

How cats see their home

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'His last breakthrough came in a dream.'

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"See you in the morning."

Napquest

"If sleeping were an Olympic sport, Harry would be a champion!"

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

"The water was too hot."

Climbing into the bathtub

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

'If you're re-tired Grandpa, why don't you take a nap like I do!'

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.