Sleepytime Strategist Gifts

Mother nailing child into bunk bed.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Pull and all nighter...

Interpretive napping

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"See you in the morning."

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

Napquest

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

Suggestion box attached to headboard on bed

"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

New Selections from the Out Like a Light Book Club

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

Bill got his best ideas late at night.

"I should just sleep on the toilet and save myself the trips."

General's Office. He put me in charge of nocturnal operations! "The Sarge of the Night Brigade"!

"Mom, could you leave the door open, keep the hallway light on and lose the boyfriend?"