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Mother nailing child into bunk bed.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Interpretive napping

Pull and all nighter...

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"See you in the morning."

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

Napquest

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

Suggestion box attached to headboard on bed

"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

New Selections from the Out Like a Light Book Club

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

Bill got his best ideas late at night.

"I should just sleep on the toilet and save myself the trips."

"Mom, could you leave the door open, keep the hallway light on and lose the boyfriend?"

Cricketer praying before bed "and please,please,please no short risers on middle and leg."