Sleepy Time Strategist T-Shirts

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Interpretive napping

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"I know I shouldn't let them have so much screen time, but how else am I supposed o get anything done?"

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Her phone has parental controls, but I have to ask her how to use them."

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

"See you in the morning."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"Read me that story that puts you to sleep so I can play in the internet."

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Napquest

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"Wow, this new version is a way more immersive waste of our youth."

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

'Mom! I'm not a couch potato, I'm your media consultant.'

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

"Dear, putting your phone down while eating is not 'living off the grid.'"

'Buy 1000 more credits or the snappy slime monster will gobble your pixie.'