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For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Interpretive napping

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'zzz sleep.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'How can you sleep at night?'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"See you in the morning."